I had been kidnapped by some bad guys

Because my father owned a London bank

At first I thought they might kill me

After Daddy coughed up the dosh

But the opposite happened

As I was taken out on deck

And told to look out to sea

Whales my friend

Can you see whales

I smiled weakly (as I was still very scared)

And told them that I knew the country very well

As my father owned a number of banks there also




Famous Last Words by Silly Boy (2025)