Are you awake

No I am Tony

Were you dreaming

Yes

What were you dreaming about

God

Really

I often dream about God

Where did you meet God

In a pencil factory

What drew him there

He asked me a question

What was the question

He asked me about being a mob boss

Really

Yes

The question

God wanted to know whether mob bosses pissed themselves after being shot

Do they

In my experience yes

Most people piss themselves as they die

Even mob bosses

One moment you are top of the world

And the next you are dying in a gutter

Next to a piece of dog shit

Having pissed yourself in public

What did he say

He told me that as dogs do not go to heaven

That dog shit is not a problem in heaven