My mummy kindly asked what I wanted for my birthday

I asked for an ant farm as I wanted to be a tenant farmer

So when my happy day arrived

I was given a do not drop ant farm

The following days were some of the happiest of my life

Until the officials arrived and told me that I could only farm

A maximum of nine ants during any particular year

This was obviously a total disaster and my little farm faded

Which in turn caused the the Great Famine of Arcadia Gardens