You are not going to wear that Doon

Why Noon

Moon my name is Moon Doon

Not Noon Doon

You are not going to wear that blouse

Why

Because it has a gossamer life of its own

Meaning

Your nipples are totally visible

I think that I have beautiful nipples

Why do you not wear something more conservative

You are the shy son of a witch Gossamer

I am also the chairman of the Super Moon Appreciation Society

How do you think I will look if you wear that wicked blouse

We checked our synastry in great detail

You were a perfect match

Matches explode Noon

That us not my name

Why is the fifth so important

It is a Beaver Moon

That is funny name to give a moon Soon

I have a beaver would you like to see it

A sense of decorum please Doon

Follow me into the garden

And I will show ewe my beaver

Mr Beaver has constructed a dam

The house might flood

A torrent of mud

Might follow us around

Beavers are such insensitive creatures

No more arguments about my blouse then

How many more times must I tell ewe

That my name is Moon Doon