Tony

Yes

Have I just flashed my arse

Sorry

Have I just flashed my arse

Where are we Camilla

We are scientists

I know that but where are we

Ice Station Two

Where is Ice Station Two

Somewhere cold

Guildford perhaps

We are living beneath the world

Really

Yes

Have I just flashed my arse Tony

What are you wearing

My pink snow suit

Where have we been

Checking the weather instruments

Are they in working order

Yes

Is it cold outside

It is very cold

How cold

Brittle

Then why are you asking me about your bum

Because I wanted to know whether I flashed it

When I bent over to make my bed

My tee shirt is very short

You have been wearing your pink snow suit

For over an hour

I assure you that you are fully covered

Why is my snow suit pink Tony

What colour is the snow Camilla

White

The reason why you wear a brightly coloured snow suit is obvious

Is it so that If I get lost

The rescue will be able to spot me

So I did not flash my arse Tony

Sadly no

Why sadly

Do you miss it

I have never seen it

Would you like to see it

Lets go for a swim at Point One Three

I am game if you are

We would instantly freeze to death out there

Shall we play chess instead

I will wear my snow suit

Will you fill a flask