Ashes Morning


I do love your hairy chest Martin

I could sleep on it all day

I could never like a man

With a hairless chest

What are you saying Sheila

I could never trust them

They might be homosexuaaaals

Shirt Lifters Anal Acrobats

I cannot see what girls see in them

You are all man hairy well hung

An animal who likes cricket

And enjoys his trips down under



Friday 21st November 2025

Silly Boy is in Perth

But has returned to Sheila

As Perth is on the rag