What are you doing Tess and why are you naked

I am dancing with the Pseudoscorpions

What

I am dancing with the Pseudoscorpions

Why are you naked as it is freezing outside

Because I will soon take a bath

What is it with these scorpions

Pseudoscorpions

There is a difference

Yes pseudoscorpions eat bed bugs mites ants and book lice

Is your house infested

Not that I know of but you cannot be too careful as the infected hotel

Was less than ten miles away

A great a number of people

Who had dusky skins or resembled primates

Were housed there by idiots

Before the patriots arrived and torched the building

I remember it well

Pseudoscorpions are also serial killers

Insects and arthropods beware it is only a matter of time

Did you know that these small heroes

Do not have a stinger and cannot bite pale people

I am beginning to like these tiny creatures

I keep a number in my library as book lice can be a problem

But they do have a great deal of spare time

After finishing their duties

So I encourage them to study

One is actually reading Ancient History at Kings

Again Tess why are you naked

Does it bother you Eva

Not at all but I am jealous of your svelte figure

Look at me I could walk along the most dangerous streets

And would not be bothered by those who bother girls like you

I am naked for a good reason

That being

Because the Pseudoscorpions like to see me naked

Annie used to like to see me naked

Before she ran off with Lindy Lou

You can share my bath if you like

I do not think that there will be room Tess

Then it would not be called a bathroom

That is pure logic

It would be called a bath cupboard or something like that

Well if you insist

I do

Afterwards if you have time you can watch the Pseudoscorpions bathing

Like us they have bathrooms

Pseudo Bathrooms



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