Would you sit on that wooden chair

Once you are totally naked

Open your legs a little just to hint of your inner world

Am I making a porno Robert as it seems that way

I assure you that we are not making a porno

What is that box on your wooden dinner table

It looks a little strange does it do any harm

It is a time travel machine from Vienna

It may look odd with its fearsome horns

But it has the temperament of a new born lamb