When are you coming in

When I am ready

You will freeze to death

Here borrow my sweater

Your Christmas sweater

Yes

It has Newcastle United

Written on it

That is because I support Newcastle United

It was a present from my mum

Your mum has no taste

You look like an overgrown child

What a hypocrite you are

Nice to her face and then behind her back

Give me the sweater then

As it is fucking freezing

I can see that Jakie

Funny man

Where is our cat Dennis

Have you seen our cat

Not for a while

She is probably off shagging again

There she is

Where

On the fence near the crab apple tree

ZooZee there you are

Mummy has something special for you

You spoil that cat you know

Look how fat she is now

She has always been a large cat

We are not the only ones out tonight

Look on my phone

Those photos have been doctored

The moon is not yellow by any means

It is white as you can see

I do dislike it when people cheat

I agree it cheapens the image

God I often think of God

When I look at the moon

If I was a poet

I would celebrate these moments in words

Here borrow my torch

My pad and my pen

Just write about your thoughts

Write about what you are witnessing

Your words are important

They are very important

There is a poem in there

When you have thawed out

Go online and add it to your blog

You will be surprised

By what you have written



04/12/25