Do you not realise what you have done

With all your sly digs and jokes

Sidney Saxon has jumped

Under the Bromley Stopper

Why did it not live up to its name

Then we would not be having this conversation

You have to see that some people are different from you


What did you so in the war Daddy

I am not your Daddy but your Aunt

What did you so in the war Auntie

I trained the brave soldiers

How to jump from planes

Without becoming strawberry jam

Are you still training the soldiers

The war is over now my child

I thought it was very quiet

Auntie Daddy said that you got the sack

Did he

Yes

Did you get the sack auntie

Yes

Why

Because I was not very good at my job

Where were you based

Redcar

My teacher said that Redcar

Was originally called Car

Is that true

In a way yes

It only became Redcar in 1943