As I walked across the Thames this morning

I noted the heads of the Prime Minister

And senior members of his cabinet

Being displayed on Poles


Jesus

What


Do you agree that Polish people

Are some of the most attractive in Europe

Yes with the possible exception of the French Ingenue

People from Poland are very attractive


Then why the fuck have we placed

The head of the Prime Minister

And the senior members of his cabinet on Poles

As they cannot in any light

Be described as attractive


You have a point there Joe

I will ring the boss for clarification

And come back to you

As soon as I can