That is a hard question Sir
My name is Stephen
Sorry Sir Stephen
I do not think that I will pass this exam
You will Silly Boy
The rumour about ewe being a slug
Is just malicious gossip
I do leave a slime trail in my bed
Let us not go into that
I think of Miss Patterson’s bottom
Miss Patterson
He is the choir master
It comes from Aberdeen
Thank you Silly Boy
But I have more than enough detail
It is an amazing feeling and I always use mummy’s knickers
To clear up the mess along with my days of the week socks
Do you want to pass this exam
I cannot say that I am really bothered
Your name is Silly Boy
Really bothered in your nick name
What does the average Member of Parliament look like
A Member of Parliament Sir Stephen
Do you notice any special things
That you wear a nightdress when playing rugby
I have never played rugby in my life
But I live in Rugby
We all live in Rugby except my Aunt Minnie
Your Aunt Minnie is dead
No she is not
She is
I saw here fall under a combine harvester
She was shredded like Shredded Tweet
Wheat
Sweet Feet
Is this a poem Silly Boy
Dunno
Is it a souvenir shop
In Rochester Castle
I live in Rochester Sir Stephen
No you don’t you live in Rugby like me
It says Rochester on the railway station sign
That is only because you crossed out Rugby
With the the felt tip pen that I gave you
After our first knight together
Sir Basil has such a tight *** ho*e
I wondered why all the trains went to Flagstaff
Silly Boy
My name is Jennifer
That is my name as well Sir Jennifer
What does the average Member of Parliament look like
Well if they are a Tory then they are overweight and suffer from acute angina
What does a Labour lady one look like
Fat fucking ugly no fashion sense with an an enormous arse
The type that walk across parks at night without fear
Fear
Yes she is much more timid than other socialists
I suffer from acute angina Silly Boy
Then you should count yourself lucky
Sir Stephen Sir Jennifer
But if it does inhibit your urges
Then just grow a bush so the poor fucks
Who lady fuck ewe do not have to look at your acute angina
Either that or do it in a darkened room
How do you know all this Silly Boy
Ewe are mature beyond your tender years
Am eye
Yes
Fancy a shag
Would do but I gave up smoking in the pram
No I meant to dance
We can go yo a disco in Corbee and dance the knight away
What do ewe mean Sill e Boy
Well if you and I disco danced for the next seventeen years
Then your wooden legs and wooden dick wood wear a way
And would be just a pile of wood dust without the splinters
And ideal for Kitty Shit Shits letter tray