Silly Boy

Yes

Were you responsible

For the pornographic

Drawing that was found

On the red board

Before Domestic Science

Yes

Do you realise what you have done

Yes

What have you got to say for yourself

Baked Alaska

Did you say Baked Alaska

No

Baked Alaska were ewe responsible

For the pornographic drawing

That was found on the blue board before Scriptures

Yes

Why

Because War is Hell

Go and see the head master

I can see him from here

So can eye

He is so tall and handsome

And cuts such a commanding figure

Poor commanding figure

War is Hell

I agree

Do you fancy a cup of tea

Not really

He is not my type