Silly Boy

Yes Miss

I hear that you will not be able to play in goal

For the School XI

Are you injured

My name is Silly Boy Miss Bournemouth

That is my name as well

That is because you are my older sister

Do you remember our baths together

I have never bathed with ewe Silly Boy

Yes you have we visited Abbe together

And the Roman Baths

How is Anne

Abbe

Who is Abbe

Big building near the river

Ewe can see the rugger from there

Why can you not play Silly Boy

I have broken my arm

How did you do that

A crane fell on it

You are telling me fibs Silly Boy

If a crane had fallen on ewe

You would have been squashed

Like jam at the Dead Mothers Summer Fete

A crane did fall on me

How did it happen

Daddy shot it with his new machine gun

Why does our Daddy own a machine gun

As he is only a simple cheese maker

My case rests on the railway platform

I am going on a long journey

Where two pray tell

Only to the other end of the platform

As I am shagging the signalman’s absent daughter

You know the one with the grey side whiskers

Why did you want to see me Miss

It is your team sheet for the game against Real Madrid

Are we really playing Real Madrid

No The Olde Ryde

Then why have you written Real Madrid

Because I am dyslesic Miss Tierra del Fuego

Have you seen the skool docter about this

No your honour

Y

Because I am blind

How do you play in goal Silly Boy

Well you stand in front of the goal

And dive into the fields of daises

Also you have your mummies pet raccoon

Playing up front

It is very good

Raccoons do not play as centre forwards

In Inter School football matches

Robbie can take penalties also

Secondly you have The Earl of Rochester

Playing in goal as your replacement

Is there a problem

Yes The Earl of Rochester died of the clap in 1680

Oh Dear

I wondered why he did not turn up for training