How the fuck should I know

Who do think I am

Just breathe slowly

My horse was shot yesterday

But it is in a stable condition

007

I once asked a man for his bus ticket 

As it was numbered 007 

He refused my request 

As he was travelling 

Past my bus stop

That evening I climbed over his fence 

And poisoned his Koi Carp 

Juliet

After going out with Juliet 

For just over three weeks

I asked if I might film her tits 

She took me into her garden 

And showed me

Her bird feeding station 

Complete with a camera 

To be honest 

I felt a bit of a cunt 

And had to be satisfied 

With my advantage 



Silly Boy