Happy Birthday Silly Boy

It is not my birthday

I have already had a birthday

This time last year

That was your previous birthday

Really

Yes you have more than one

Amazing I did not know that

Then now ewe know

Know what

That on the 27th February each year

Ewe celebrate your birthday

What happens if I jump under a train

Then you will not have any further birthdays

Poison myself

The same

Jump into a volcano

There are no volcanoes in Surrey

Really I thought that they were just shy

As it is your birthday what would you like to eat

An albatross with all the trimmings

Sorry albatross is off the menu

Sea slug and chips

Same again

Sea slug and chips

Same again

Sea slug and chips

This is a fish and chip shop Silly Boy

I am not so sure mummy

When we were outside I am convinced

That this building was constructed using bricks

Here is the men you

What would you like

It is Mummy and Daddies treat

I like treats

Yes they are very special

Tasty little nuts coated in chocolate

What will ewe have Silly Boy

Fish and Chips please Mummy

What type of fish

A dead one

They are all dead

How horrible

Who killed them

Was it the pirates

No the fishermen

Right I am going to have a word

How dare ewe kill my fish

I will say

That is not cricket

Auntie once took me to

A Cricket & Chips shop in Beer

Mind ewe I do not drink

Devil’s Brew it is the Devil’s Brew

I am glad to hear that Silly Boy

I never said that Daddy

That is all very interesting

How was your fish

It was very ill mummy

Was it tender

How should eye know

But it had kind eyes

I must say it looked nice

Possibly but I never got to know it

Are you happy Silly Boy

He was the favourite of Snow White

Therefore I am not happy

As Snow White hates me

She thinks that I am a t****r

I am sure she never said that

Snow White is a lovely girl

What is a girl mummy

See the waitress over there

Yes

She is a girl

No she is not

She is a Hazel

What makes you say that

My larynx Mummy

What a silly question