We are due to land at eight

At present we are over France

It has been an uneventful flight

As uneventful flights go

I am scared of flying

Well not really flying

But hitting the ground

At a great speed

During an electrical storm

Lately the airlines

Have introduced

A Meet the Captain

And Fly the Plane

Initiative

Along with the complementary

Drinks

I have not

Taken up this offer

Not because of my

Fear of Flying

But because the uniform

Does not come

In my size



This poem was written by me and the dutch girl in the middle seat and the german guy by the window

It is five 528 on the 100326

We will land in five minutes

Landed safely 0800

I am a happy boy

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