Johnny do you think that your sister is attractive

Which sister

Geeraldine

You only have one sister

Yes she is very attractive

Do you ever think about fucking her

Not really it would be like fucking my mother

She has a great body

I know but that is all

Do you think that I am attractive

Not really as you are pear shaped

I have beautiful almond eyes

And have a fat arse

That is why I do not swim with you

You look fat in your costume

You can be such a cunt Johnny

If I offered myself to you

What would you do

I have great tits you know

They are already sagging Hillary

But if you are dripping wet

Wait till we get to Carlisle

And I will give you a stand up

In the unisex bogs along with the other perverts

Why Carlisle as this train is bound for Chessington

Then you will have to close your legs and cunt to ten

As there are no unisex bogs on the station

Come to think about it there are no bogs at all

Would you introduce me to your lovely sister

Be my guest any friend of mine

Is a friend of Geeraldine

Is she shaven Johnny

How should I know

You must have seen her naked

She used to have a tidy bush

But now she is shaven

I think she picked up crabs from Martin

He fucks anything that moves

Except me

Count yourself lucky

He has more diseases that the average faggot

And remember he works in a mortuary

Did she tell you about the pubic lice

Do you think that I kept them like an ant farm

If you must know the truth I found her special shampoo

And soon after she had pollarded her cunt

Is she clean now

Give her a call

Say that I will not fuck you as you are fat

But you would like to fuck her because she is petite

My phone is dead the batteries ran out

Be my guest

Who is the nude in the photograph

Geeraldine

I thought you did not fancy her

I do not fancy you Hillary

But I fancy the arse off of my sister

But you have not fucked her

Reasons stated

Have you had any contact

We sometimes watch porn

And masturbate together on her bed

Would she watch porn with me

Possibly

Just ask her

Is she into girls

I would imagine so

Would you ask her for me

Fuck off do it yourself

I will cook you a meal

My best English

Tempted

A drink of your choice

When do you want me to ask her

When we get back

And

And what

May I have a copy of the photograph

Cook me two meals Hillary

You will get as fat as a nigger Johnny

That is a risk I am willing to take



Johnny and Hillary on a train (part one)