I must say Gracie that you are the most beautiful girl

That I have ever seen

I am on the rag Graham

Is that why you are wearing black

Yes that is so sweet of you to notice

Have you ever shit your pants

Yes

When

Normally when I have eaten wog food by mistake

Do you mean that the Alsatian was not completely dead

Spot on Gracie

No it is real Graham

I get hundreds when I am on especially between my legs

Does it smell

That is for you to find out when we get married

But I thought you would be my friend with benefits

I am your friend and yes I am on benefits

Like all the other lazy cunts

Gracie back to the Alsatian dogs

Is that why the take away’s

Have so many guard dogs

Well they were not fucking them

Maybe they were and then

Taking them out for walkies

Is that why you see dogs dragging

Their bums on rough surfaces

That is because they have crabs

I have seen this happening in large cities

Far from the sea

Do you mean Birmingham

That is far from the sea

Where are these poor creatures infected

Normally in Iceland I believe

Enough I am more of a cat person myself

Are you a dyke Gracie

I like dykes and all types of irrigation systems

Have you made any porn

Yes

Girl to girl

No war to war

Political Gracie

Have I offended you Graham

No far from it

War is Kind

It cleans out cluttered rooms

I have a treat for you

I have a nut allergy

Shit happens

I wish that was all that happened

Are you allergic to anything else

Blacks Faggots Chicks with Dicks Fat Ugly Women Coloured Pencils

The usual suspects

Strangely I am not allergic

To anything else

Do you hate everything

Not in the least

I have a goldfish named everything

I love my goldfish dearly

Even though it is dead in the freezer

Did it jump out of its bowl into the frozen wastes

No I put it there after my cat drowned

Suicide

No Snowy was white

Are you are going to give me your rag Gracie

Later you naughty boy

Then what

When I say turn around

Turn around

Is that beautiful waitress giving me an upskirt again

No panties

You noticed

Yes

It is always the quiet ones

Are you a quiet one Gracie

Not in the least

It depends on which hole you are using

Turn around

The waitress has fucked off

She is having a dump

Here are her soiled panties

An elephantine dump I would imagine

Judging on the shit they serve here

There it is

Wow thank you Gracie

An express train with a suicide trapped under the wheels

Suicide

Not just any suicide

But one of an immigrant who was unable to adapt to the way of life in this our green and pleasant land

All my fantasies have come true

Apart from you face sitting me

I am looking forward to visiting the Red Sea

It decided to jump under the Western Express

Yes Yes Yes

Wow Oh Wow

I think I have soiled my thong

You wear a thong

No grubby Y Fronts

But a lacy thong sounds better

It brings in more punters

Are you a sex worker Graham

No I just lay on my back and look moody

Where have you been all my life Clive

Graham

Clive is my brother

In prison

What did you do

I killed a filthy homosexual

That was a beastly thing to do

The second judge said that

What happened to the first judge

Think about it

It It It It It

Were you attacked

No I just do not like them

Rather like bus conductors

Have you ever murdered any bus conductors

Yes on routes 6 28 & 496

I was looking to kill the bus conductor on route 69

But it went driver only last year

Except on Sundays and Bank Holidays

Bad luck

Have you ever been in prison Gracie

Yes

What did you do

I sliced the dick off of a middle aged pervert on an inward bound trip

In Wales

No out in the countryside

I then served it to my fellow hikers

Over the campfire later in the evening

How long did you get

About three inches as he was diseased

No I meant in prison

Life behind bars

What about your drink problem Gracie

I agree

Why was the sentence so savage

Sentence is not a savage word Graham

It is really a rather boring word like shopfront

I served his cock without gravy

Gracie how wicked

What a bitch you are

And I pissed in the HP Sauce

Gracie I think I love you

Do you love me

No I do not fancy orientals

Do you love your little Graham

No I think you are a thick cunt

I am not thick Gracie

Then you are just a cunt

That is good enough for me

This is going to be the start of a beautiful fuck ship

Drink

Please

Is your water still strong

Pure acid

I cannot wait



Silly Boy is Dead Again (2020)