You are late Joe where have you been

Visiting my publisher

Is everything okay

Yes

He is getting some pressure about my book

What kind of pressure

Some people have objected to my poems

So what is new

Our local MP thinks that they are racist

Then he or she is a cunt

You are the least racist person I know

Which poem caused the trouble

Primates

I thought it might

What do they want of you

The removal of the poem

What are you going to do

I was thinking of thrashing the politician

With a combine harvester

But I would rather punch him on the nose

I told Phillip that if Primates goes

Then I will remove all the others

His thoughts

He knows I am serious

Then you will release your book

Yes

Fuck that Labour nonce

This MP is walking a thin line

Do not go to prison again Joe

There is no danger of that

I have spoken to Johnny

Johnny the muckraker

The very same

The guy is a faggot

He will have a past

Mark my word


Josie I visited the library on the way home

As Marie said that one of your blankets

Was causing a fuss

Which one

Bitches on Heat

Really

It seems that Richmond is not ready for you

What a pair we are

You and your girlfriends

Not all my girlfriends

I have missed a few

All the bitches you have fucked over the years

It is a celebration of your bitch life

There is nothing wrong with that

Women fuck each other

That is a fact of life

There is nothing corrupt in that

The library should be proud to hang your blanket

They are happy with me

They have also asked for the loan of my notebooks

Have you agreed to their request

Yes very much

Do you mention me

Frequently

That will fuck some people off

As I have not been the flavour of the month

For quite a while

We should be called

The Honest Twins

So what does Sephine think of this all

She thinks it is all a big hoot

Sephine is also doing something confessional

But is keeping it secret at present

I think it will be her Porn Me photographs and films

She will complete

The Infernal Trio

I do hope that our new archbishop will approve

What is his name

Her name

Are you saying that the new archbishop is a woman

Afraid so

Is she a bitch

She looks looks like one

But I not sure

Watch this space sis

Watch this space




Joe & Josie 2026