Julie Miranda and Eye
Were sailing around
Various Caribbean islands
On our summer voyage
We were joined by Alison
Who was writing a book
About the slave trade
Se was a minor American academic
Who had devoted her life to the subject
As part of our trip we visited various sites
Connected to this historical trade
My female friends were much taken
By her descriptions but I was not fooled
And when asked why I was so silent
I explained that because it was so long ago
That I truthfully did not give a fuck