On the eve of my sixteenth birthday

Silly Mummy booked a family naturist holiday

At a resort in South Western France

For Silly Silly Sister Daddy and myself

We caught a bus from the high street in Arundel

Changed one hundred and forty seven times

Before arriving at the resort of naturist Cap D’Agde

I liked it greatly as I saw lots of ladies

With nothing on showing their very naughty bits

It was then I realised how beautiful Silly Sister was

She was on top and I had the bottom bunk

As I had a fear of heights and wanked a lot

Other girls started looking at me with unclean smiles

This made me very stiff so I spent a great deal of time

With my willy in the icebox of the mini bar

I then noticed that Silly Sister had changed a great deal

As she had dyed her pubic hair deep purple

And had golden nipple rings and tattoos

Just like Silly Mummy and Mrs Silly Social Worker

My sister and eye soon had long discussions

About life death and dodgy french movies

In both the sauna and the open air swingers club

Silly Sister even suggested that we share my bunk

As she was scared of the many lizards outside

What happy hours were these beneath the sheets

Whilst Mummy and Daddy went to the golden shower orgies

With our best friend Madam Silly Holiday Rep and Pierre

Madam Silly Holiday Rep had the hairiest bush that I had ever seen

It was said that passing ships and Amazon tribes had just vanished

Into her Cap D’Agde triangle without any warning or fuss

Madam Silly Holiday Rep also had a passing resemblance

To the great novelist Charles Dick-Ins who I greatly admired

There was a small library under the empty swimming pool

Which was very cool on hot and horny days

It was there that I found two copies

Of the big mans greatest books

Hard Times and a Tale of Two Titties

I was fulfilled and happy for the last time in my life

As we were leaving my beloved France once again

It is a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done

It is a far far better rest that I go to than I have ever known

I said to myself as I pulled Silly Sisters soiled panties

Over my skinny yet golden thighs at the first rest stop

Lust south of the town of Silly Montélimar



Silly Boy (2026)