I was in a xoffee var

Opposite a main line

Railway station

It was nearly midnight

Our train was due in Ten

In a few minutes

So was half and hour away

xoffee var is an american chain

Of coffee bars situated on or near

Main line railway stations

Ten is a small town

In smith county

Which was once made up

Of ten settlements

Feral is my girlfriend

Who favoured cheesecloth blouses

Even on cool evenings

We argue and fight on most days

Although we are deeply in love

She is saving herself

For our wedding night

Although I have no desire

To marry Feral at present

As my life is so tragic