I used to be an adult actress

My name was Petra Poll

I made a few movies

Which sank without trace


Due to the madness of others

I am now the first minister

Of an insignificant blue country

Which borders both red orange and red


Many of the important people I meet

Used to act in sweaty adult movies

I know all their peccadilloes large and small

This gives me a place at the highest of tables




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