When I loved in West Wittering
I met two artists
Really it was one artist
Who suffered from Schizophrenia
But for the purposes of this meop
I will treat the Knights as two people
I met Jeeny Knight whilst swimming in the bay
And she introduced me to her husband Jeeny
Who was also an artist
They were lovely people
Who promised to teach me
How to paint using just one colour
And after the garden shed/the guttering
/both cats/bertie the dog and my mum
I was told that I would never be a cook
I cried four forty days and forty nights
As I wanted to paint lots of naked women
And have meaningful relationships with them
I was given a joke book
On the edge of the railway platform
Which saved my life
That and no trains
Had called at Lamorna Halt since 1959
Or was it eight in the evening
It was all about their lives
What do Jeeny and Jeeny
Say to each other
Before the retire for the Knight
You thought I would say
Knight Knight
But they confirm
Whose turn it is to make cooffee
What does Jeeny wear in bed
A Knight Dress
I lie as she sleeps as she swims
Quiet Naked
She does wear her Knight Dress
When she poops to the corner shop
What is Jeenys favourite book
Tender is the Knight
Sir I would like you to accompany me to the station
It closed down in 1959 officer
Although unofficial enthusiast trains
Ran until 2015 last Knight
That is a quarter past eight officer
We have a clever one here Miriam
Cuff him and use excessive force Joan
Yes Please
What am I being arrested for
What is he being arrested for Sandy
Dunno
Think of something man
He looked up my skirt
But you are bloke Margaret
You will have to do better than that
Name
You have the right to remain silent
Shall i kill him Super
I have told you not to call me Super
When I am at work
Sorry Mary Anne
Name
Sorry
There is no need to apologise
Name
Silly
Silly Watt
No just Silly Boy
Do you realise Mr Boy
That you will be going down for a long time
Really :-0 :-}
We will throw the book at ewe
Sir
Cherry Bomb
There are no books at the station
Where are they
We gave them to the local charity shop Sir
Never heard of it Martha
You told us to do so
Officer may I escape now
Are you still here Mr Silly
No I am in Argentina
I will count to ten
Can you cunt to ten pig
And then I will shoot ewe
Sir
YES
We gave our guns to the charity shop
Then I will shoot you with mu feather boa
Sir
I know
Excessive Force
Sorry Sir
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
No just Silly Boy