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Neitzsche often viewed compassion equality and morality
With suspicion seeing them as expressions of weakness resentment
Or what he called
The She Mentality
You are a poet what are your thoughts
I am not a poet
Then what are ewe Cissie Jayne
I am a Llama
You are not a Llama
Why is that
Because you do not look like a Llama
What do Llamas look like
Llamas
That is very profound Roberta
My name is Cissie Jayne
You say that you are not a poet
I am not a poet
How do ewe know that
Because I do not look like a poet
What do poets look like
Poets
So my conversation with ewe was null and void
What conversation
Our conversation about what constitutes
The She Mentality
No I stand by every word
Although to be fair we are seated
On your glorious Laura Ashley armchairs
Laura Ashley is dead
She fell down some stairs
That was very careless of her
Do the heavily patterned armchairs know
I do not know as soft furnishings have no conceptions of death
They are unaware of their own mortality
Cats are aware when the end is near
They fade into the undergrowth to find a quiet place
Or they cross the A2 during the rush hour
Surely armchairs have some conception of death
In my experience they are totally unaware
Yes their springs slowly fade especially if used by porkers
The loose change that used to be so easily found
Just disappears into the lost world of bent charities
It is only when they are dumped on playing fields
That they no they are truly dead and there is no afterlife
Just the Oriel Simpsons Under Sevens football match
May I ask you a question
Fire away
You shot my immortal cat
You asked me to do that
How can it be an immortal cat
As it has a dirty great hole in its head
And is splat all over your Laura Ashley wallpaper
But your walls are painted black
Think about it
Walls are far more sensitive than armchairs
Your briefcase
What do keep in your fine leather monogrammed briefcase
Think about it
You mummy’s used knickers
Wrong
Then what
St Paul’s Cathedral …Duh
The initials
What initials
The gold ones on the starboard side
Oh those
SB
Do they stand for Silly Boy
No
Then what
Stupid Bastard
Yes
Why
Because I was a stupid bastard
For forking out two hundred fucking quid
For this piece of Chinese shit