As I am not an expert
I am quoting from the net
Do you speak Japanese
Fuck no
So you think that there is more to the case than meets the eye
I am of that opinion
Are you ready Meddy
As I will ever be T
We will travel back a number of years
To an incident that destroyed one of Japans most famous pagodas
Here goes
You have lovely toes
Yolanda
Hinju is a Japanese term meaning double suicide
A double suicide without consent is called muri-shinju and it is considered as a sort of murder suicide
A sort of a kill the bitch and then destroy yourself
Give me an example
The Yanaka Pagoda double suicide arson case was a dramatic example of arson in 1957 of a five-storied wooden pagoda in Yanaka Cemetery Taitō Tokyo
The pagoda was set on fire by two lovers who committed suicide together – their bodies were found in the remains of the structure
So you think that is why your much hated politician and his bitch
Burnt down the Great Pagoda in Kew Gardens
That is a possibility
Were their remains found in the ruins
Yes
Were they identified
Yes
What was the outcome
Nothing has been announced
Do you think it is a cover up
More like a fuck up Yolanda
That is very forward of you Gerald
And my answer is yes
Do you like cricket
Yes
Such an English sport
Do you play
Why are you being suggestive
It is sensible question
Yes
What was your highest score
49 Not Out
Where
In Windsor in 1985
To celebrate I bought a Wisden
My father did the same in 1939
After a match winning innings
His score
39 Not Out
I have both the books on my shelf
I think we have strayed Gerald
I asked whether you liked cricket
Because in Sandwich in Kent
There is a cricket ground
Which has favoured views from the railway
I know it well as on hot summer says
When there is no game being played
I remove my sandals and walk barefoot in the outfield
Are you familiar with the river path nearest to the town
Yes
Have you ever sat on the shaded seats
When a match is in progress
At times yes
Have you ever studied the ironwork of these benches
To be honest no
The next time you are there
Do take time to study the ironwork Yolanda
You have cracked the muri-shinju case Gerald
So I have
You are so clever
That is why they call me
Fabian of the Yard