I was wandering along the promenade

Towards the towns main beach

When I passed a mobile sauna

Which was totally full

This confused me as only yards away

Was the sea the sand and a naked soprano

Whose songs were sweet and summer soothing

It was thirty six degrees thirty six fucking degrees

And you chose to suffocate in your coffins of pine

Just so you could shed some of your unwanted pounds



Fuck Off Images of Summer (2026)