Morning Silly Boy
Correct
What did you say
I confirmed that you were correct
Correct in your assumption
Assumption of what
That it is indeed morning
Is not an assumption
Why
Because it is the morning
How do you know that mummy
Because the morning newspaper
Has just dropped through the door
Mummy
Morning papers or papers from any time of the day
Do not drop through our front door
It is a physical impossibility
Explain yourself Silly Boy
There are two answers mummy
Firstly our front door is made of concrete
Reinforced concrete from the builders yard
Secondly and more importantly
Even if our front door was made of perfumed wood
It wood need a letter box
Do letters box
Occasionally
But I would imagine that they favour gymnastics
And other multi-disciplined sports like skydiving
Silly Boy
Mummy
Would you like cornflakes on your milk
Yes please
Mummy why is there a football on the television
Because you asked me if there was football on the TV
I checked and I could not see a football on our television
Only Rufus our Siamese cat
Rufus is dead mummy
You ran her over yesterday on the way to the shops
Really I thought that she was just off her food
Mummy why is there a football on the television
Because you asked me if there was football on the TV
Oh Silly Mummy I meant that was football going to be shown
Inside our wonderful new television
It has a teak finish I paid more for that
And a remote control
That only opens the blinds Mummy
And lets the chickens out into the yard
We live on the sixth floor
That account for all the chicken curries Mummy
Delicious but a little repetitive
What would you like
Buffalo Curry would be delicious
I will see what I can do
There is a dead buffalo in the car park Mummy
It is in Bay 36
Bay 36 was Mrs Ramsbottoms camping space
I thought she was dead
She is dead Silly Boy
You are wrong on two accounts Mummy
First of all my name is Silly Boy
Not Dead Silly Boy
As you can see I am very much alive
Unlike Mr Ramsbottom
Mr Ramsbottom
Yes
Is he dead too
Afraid so
How sad
They had a two man tent
Mummy was Mrs Ramsbottom a man
I heard rumours that she was an antelope
But I cannot be sure
As it was very dark when we showered together
Showered together
Yes in the Orange County Caves
Are they not the deepest caves in the world
I believe so although the caves in Regent Street
Are thought to be deeper
But they are illuminated by glow worms