Hi Joe how are you
Good
Ewe
Great
Who is your companion
Lucy
She is very beautiful in the dark
Abd in eep caves
Sorry
And in deep caves
You are very fat Lucy
And your armpits are a work of art
Do they smell
Not really as the smells are trapped in the folds of my flesh
What about your lady garden
Lady Garden
Your cunt Lucy
I would not go near it Joe
I do not intend to do so
Arr you married Joe
Engaged
Engaged
Yes to Sephine
Is she here
Yes
Where
She has been standing behind you for the last five hours
Where
Behind you silly
My name is Lucy
Oh there you are it is so nice to meet ewe
I am told that you are a very sweet person
I like to think I am
You are very svelte Sephine
Unlike ewe Lucy
I like to look attractive for Joe
I like to look attractive for Silly Boy
Tell me what do you think my best feature is
The last day of your life
Always joking Silly Boy
I do not think he is joking Lucy
Are you joking Silly Boy
You know what happened last time
Tell Jor what happened last time
Joe my name is Joe nit Jor
God you are so fucking stupid
She sat on me Joe
I did not come out for eight months
Always the joker Silly Boy
I shat on you like I had a dead rat curry and shat on ewe
What was it like Silly Boy
Hot acidic incredibly smelly
I thought I was travelling in the tropics again
No sorry I will rephrase the question
What was the rat curry like
Rat curry
Selphine do you like
To be truthful I have never tried rat curry
No I mean have you ever sat on Joe’s face
On occasions yes
I bet you are the type who takes a bath
I shower yes
It would not do if I smelt like a District Line train
You smell of the whole railway network Lucy
Is it true that Joe has a sister
Yes
Where is she
I do have a sister a twin sister who looks very like me
Is she identical
No her name is Josephine
Do you call her Josie
No Margaret
Does she look like ewe Sephine
No Josie is very dark
She has raven eyes and raven hair
Does she shave
Sorry
Does she shave as having black body hair is a pain
The last we engaged in an adventure yes she had a tidy little bush
If you look out of window you can see it in the garden next to the grave of the budgie
I shave you know
Silly Boy purchased a nuclear lawn mower for me
That is why all the fucking sewers are blocked
You have heard of fat bergs in the sewers
Yes
Well Lucy produces Minge Bergs
That is why our water is so fucked
Tap Tap
Sorry Lucy
There is someone at the door
Knock knock
Are the pigs aftrt ewe ahain Silly Boy
No I paid my fine and they burnt all your naked porno movies
JOE it is so lovely to see you again
How was your journey
I only went to to the shops
Joe
Yes
I have an all over tan
No white bits at all
Joe is your sister always so explicit
I would not tell Silly Girl about my white bits
I doubt if she would be interested Fat Girl
Joe said that you can be a bitch sometimes
And you are a cunt
I do not know what Silly Boy sees in you
What hae ew e got that I have not got
Do you fuck your brother and engage in threes with Sephine
Which brother do you mean
I have twelve brothers
But they are all faggots or so they tell me
They prefer shitty butt holes to my delicate cunt
FIN