I had a most unusual experience yesterday

When diving on the wreck of the Esmerelda

I became separated from the school

And surfaced in the swimming pool

Of Mrs and Mrs Menzies Campbell

Much to the surprise of their daughter

Roberta who was also known as Bobbie

By all those unfortunate enough to know her

She asked me what I was doing in the pool

I said that I had been diving on the Esmerelda

She smiled and told me that diving was for losers