Why are those bicycles

Attached to the van

Because they would

Fall off

If they were

Not attached

To the van

What if the van

Did not exist

Then the attachment

Of the bicycles

Would be impossible

The van is parked

In rough car park

It is a rather peaceful place

But technically the van

Is breaking the law

As it is not a van park

The bicycles are also trespassing

But as they are not touching the ground

This might nullify the offence

You have a point here

Harp Carp

Carp Harp

Stay Sharp



The Lost Poems of Kent (2026)