Lumpenproletariat

Who can tell me what that means

Miss when you cross your legs

I can see your knickers

That is a sinful occupation Stephens

Your mother would be ashamed of you

That is if you have parents at all

Quoting from Prikipedia

In Marxist theory the Lumpenproletariat is an underclass devoid of class consciousness

Karl Marx and Friedrich coined the word in the 1840s and used it to refer to the unthinking lower strata of society exploited by those who have no love or care

These groups include criminals vagabonds gypsies as well as colleagues from

McDonalds and Taco Bell who are usually included in this category

Miss

Is it about my underwear Lucy

No Miss

Please then continue

Is it true that his daughter committed suicide

Whose daughter

Karl Marx

Yes Eleanor did commit suicide

Why

There were reasons

If you go to the library

There are plenty of books on the subject

Miss

Yes Tussy

The Lumpenproletariat burnt it down last week

Which was to my advantage

As my book was overdue

What were you reading

Lolita Miss

Nuff said young lady

Miss

Jenny

Is it true that Freddy Engels was lobbed off of Beachy Head

I believe that was the case although it was likely he was dead

I suppose that his ashes were just scattered to the sea winds

Did he smoke Miss

Moving on

My Uncle Hugh once tossed himself off Beachy Head

Did he get arrested Silly Boy

Nah he became a social worker

Silly Boy you are very quiet

Wrong time of the month Miss

What are you drawing

Do my lessons bore you

A Rainbow Circle Miss

And yes your lessons are exceedingly boring

Why have you created a Rainbow Circle

I am using it to define your underwear Miss

Because as with the rest of the class

We can can see up your skirt

When you go home

I cannot see up your skirt Miss

Shut up David or I will tell the headmaster

What you get up to

In the greenhouses in front of his cell

He knows already

I am interested in your rainbow circle Silly Boy

I base it on the colour of your panties Miss

And how your moods affect your colour choice

Just look at the last two weeks

You tended to choose pastel colours

On Mondays and Tuesdays

But as the week aged your choices darkened

You chose bold colours such as blues and reds

Also on many of the Fridays

You tend to go commando

Do you want to borrow my razor Miss

Thank you St John

But no as I have my own

This often lines up with very hot days

Although I cannot dismiss problems

With your washing machine

Or that you are an exhibitionist and tell Mr Miss

As he gets off on it

When taking ewe from behind

Silly Boy you might be a mathematical genius

But I would enjoy your company after class

After Class

No just ewe

I do not think that Silly Mummy would approve

As Silly Sister has been promised to me on graduation

You can take your hands out of your pockets Silly Boy

As we are going to visit the Senior Education Officer

That is my dad Miss

He is a Senior Education Officer

It is all part of the conditions

Of his day release

What did he do

Dunno

Murder sumone I fink