I used to visit this house a great deal

As I was interested in its beautiful gardens

Which were vast and full of interesting things

It was whilst I was near the dove cote

That I found Ellea and Rchel sunbathing totally nude

I felt very privileged to have l discovered such beauty

But was very aware that the house was swollen with visitors

When I mentioned this casually they both laughed

And said that as long as I swam with them in the lake

That they would tog up and politely greet the coach parties

It was as we were walking across the lawn that Ellea noted

That I should not have been shocked at their exposure

Because their Great Aunt Stephanie was known

To have played topless tennis whist visiting

The 7th Earl at Walmer Castle on hot summer days