Malcolm

Yes

Do you realise

Realise what

That you really fuck me off

How do I fuck you off Robby

Please call me Roberta

That is my name

How do I fuck you off Roberta

You like trains

I know I do

Does that fuck you off

Not really

Then what fucks you off

Because every time we trot

Down to the railway station

You wear your Madonna tee shirts

They are my favourite tee shirts

REALLY

Do you realise that you look like a cunt

It is bad enough being ginger and spotting trains

But to wear a fucking Madonna tee shirt

Just breaks my heart

I have three Madonna tee shirts

Thin ice Malcolm

Light Blue Red and Black

They are all from her first world tour

And very collectable

Really

Then I will ask the dustmen to collect them

Robbie

ROBERTA

When we make love

You do not complain

You might be a cunt Malcolm

But you have your advantages

I frequently wear my Madonna shirt

When we make love

Do you want me to remove it

DON’T YOU DARE

You are confusing me Robby

One minute you hate my tee shirt

And the next minute you do not mind

Malcolm one day when you grow another brain cell

I will tell you reason why I do not object

To you wearing your Madonna tee shirts

When you are fucking me into another dimension

Till them be blissful in your ignorance