Silly Boy at Skool


What are you doing Silly Boy

Picking my nose Miss

I can see that

Can you see that Miss

Explain yourself

Do you mind if I quote from my phone

Please do

Young model I will do anything naughty

But I will not face sit moths

Face sit moths

Sorry Miss wrong site

Here toes

Goes

The word that is a versatile English word (it is nor Welsh or Scottish) that functions

As a determiner pronoun conjunction or adverb

Depending how it is used in a sentence about Bacon

Francis Bacon

No just Bacon

Dead pig and all that

Oh IC

What are you reading Silly Boy

Tits n Bums and a bit of Pube

Should you be reading that at your age

I just look at the pictures Miss

I would show you Miss

But my mag is stuck to my desk

I will have a word with the cleaners

You are on page sixty-nine Miss

I knew that you were not a natural blonde

I had a bet with Silly First Cousin

You are not reading a custard mag Silly Boy

I can see that from here

You are reading a hardback book

Please share it with the class

What are you doing Silly Boy

Sharing my book with the class

I did not mean that you had to rip the pages out

And share them with your valued classmates

My mistake what a Silly Boy I am I am

What a Silly Boy I am

My first question Silly Boy

Yes Silly Sister went topless on holiday

The headmaster has them on his phone

My second question Silly Boy

The History of Class Consciousness

I am impressed with you Silly Boy

Not many of the thicko’s here in two bee

Are that far advanced

I remember my days in prison

Lying naked in my bunk

With that lovely girl from Latvia

She was the only shaven maiden in the cell

We shared just one book

The Well of Loneliness

No the book was called

History and Class Consciousness

Studies in Marxist Dialectics and the Decoration of Pink Birthday Cakes 

It was a collection of essays by the Hungarian Marxist philosopher Gyorgy Lukacs  And is a seminal work in the development of Marxism in the South West  

It moved beyond the economism and determinism of the Second International  and explored the dialectical relationship between the subject and objects of history particularly within class consciousness and reification 

Sounds like a load of shit

It is a load of shit

Younger Silly Boy

Adopted Silly Orphan

See me after class

****%”!!!***^((

No backchat

Sorry Miss Upper-Dyke

Continuing

This book is the work for which Lukács is best known.

Nevertheless, it was condemned in the Soviet Union Bath Basingstoke and later in Central Budapest

Near that delicious deli

I prefer Hungarian food

But not the noodles

Lukács later repudiated these ideas coming to believe that in it he had confused Silly Aunt Tiffany’s conception of alienation with that of a chap named Marx Mark Susan or something like that

Miss

Silly Boy

I agree with both

Younger Silly Boy

Adopted Silly Orphan

You missed it by a mile

It

Did I

Yes

Do you like my perfume

I thought you were the janitor

I was reading The History of Class Cons

The History of Class Consciousness

As the whole concept of consciousness

Interested me more than masturbation

I wanted to know everything about consciousness

How often to you masturbate Silly Boy

Whenever Silly Mummy is out

But Silly Mummy is in a wheelchair

I just wheel her into the garden

You live in a high rise

I can see your reasoning Miss

As her appearance alters

Every time I masturbate

Last week she lost a arm

And on Tuesday her facial features changed

How awful

I thought it improved her looks

She now looks like one of those kids

With flat faces who dribble when they eat

An academic you mean

What is an academic Miss

Academic is a medical condition where your blood has a lower than normal amount of healthy red blood cells or hemoglobin

Take that smile off your face Waste of Space Junior

Miss how often do you masturbate

What a question Silly Boy

Well if you must know

Everyday after class unless I am reading

The History of Class Consciousness

No reading

It is a play on words

You must know what I mean

That you smell musty and kill people

Something like that but I do not kill people

I just maim the retarded fuckers

Continuing

The whole concept of class consciousness

Really interests me as it begs the universal question

Of how I keep awake during your lessons

You usually look up my skirt Silly Boy

That is so yesterday Miss

I am bored with the never ending colours

And bomorphic patterns of your sweaty panties

They are no longer of any interest to me

That is why I am trying to get my head

Around class consciousness

It is such a dry subject Miss

That sometimes

I have to use a lubricant

Silly Boy a final question

Saved by the bell Miss

Silly Boy a final question

I like dodgy images of Eskimos

Seriously

That is easy

I just skip school

I am taught at home by Silly Tutor

That is me

I thought you looked familiar

It is because I am in disguise

I dress as an intersection

In the North-West of South Yorkshire

Really I thought you were a Scottish Bee Road

Rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Time to go

Do not forget your homework

We have