Good Morning Silly Boy

Good Morning Silly Daddy

I must say that you look unhappy

I am unhappy

No you are Silly Daddy

Silly Old Sad Eyes

That is a strange name for a cat

No I am talking about ewe

Ewe

I will explain later

Is the world getting on top of ewe

Or has Silly Mistress

Returned to Greece

It is neither of these

Then what

I am feeling undecided Silly Boy

Does she mind

Has she still got a slow puncture

If you say your prayers

Silly Father Christmas

Might bring you another undecided

With a better repair kit

Undecided

Yes

About what

I am undecided whether I hate cyclists

More than blacks

Or blacks more than cyclists

That is an easy one Silly Daddy

Come again

(censored)

That is an easy two Silly Daddy

Your have not been reading Wittgenstein again

No just plain old Wittgenstein

Here is my answer Silly Daddy

You hate blacks

Yes

You hate cyclists

Yes

Then just hate

Black cyclists

I cannot do that Silly Boy

Y

Because Silly Mother

Is a black cyclist

I cannot say that I have noticed this

That is such an exciting theory Silly Daddy

Breakfast will never be same

Does Silly Mummy still fall from her bike

Not very often

And besides

The Sugar Puffs

Cushion her fall