Mercedes had invited me

To stay in her flat

In the centre of Madrid

It was there that I met

Her brother Pedro

Who was a footballer

In the Segunda División

We got on well

And he promised

To meet me in London

When his sister

Had wrapped

Her current movie

On my journey

Back to England

I rang my parents

And said that

I had invited

Two Spanish friends

To stay with us

And that one

Was a footballer

And the other

A film actress

Who shared my name