Is it true that you write the Silly Boy stories

Who told you that I write these stories

You mother did when I visited her recently

Then it is as true as my mother never lies

Why Silly Boy

Why Not

They are becoming increasingly popular

But nobody knows about the author

Do you realise that Haloween

Is not that big in my beloved France

Why should that be the case Joe

You should go back to my article

About the difference between

French and English women

I remember it well

If I remember correctly

You noted that travelling

On the Metro in Paris

Was like being in the pages of Vogue

Such is the feminine beauty on French women

And that travelling on the District Line in London

Was the equivalent of being in Farmers Weekly

That was not your finest moment Joe

I still get the fan letters from loving feminists

But this illustrates my point Peter Paul

As for this ridiculous and empty celebration

Some English women dress up as ghouls

Which is quite easy for them due to their plainness

Whereas in France plain and ugly women are hard to find

Which lays waste to any thoughts of celebration

Do you like living on the edge of a razor blade Joe

My pen has experienced little else

Are you still the Poet Laureate

I believe so as I was the last time I looked