I knew that I was going to love
Amanda Stevens- Lowe
Not just because
Her father was stinking rich
Or that he owned half of Sussex
It was her compassion
That really attracted me
This was demonstrated
When her Porsche was stolen
By a couple of black junkies
And ended up in the river
When I next met her
I found Amanda in tears
Not because of the senseless
Loss of two young primates
But because her beloved car
Had suffered serious damage
As it crashed into the Thames
Mandy & Mike