Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Artistic Bottoms

    There is a hamlet in East Sussex Which has a strange name It is thought to date From the eleventh century My cousin Elodie lives there In a small thatched cottage

  • Cousine

    Would it make you happy If I removed my shirt I am not wearing a bra And have very firm breasts It would give me pleasure But it would not make me happy Why would my display Not make you happy Because I am still mourning my dog There is only one passion The passion […]

  • Letters to the Blind

    My study for some unknown reason Overlooks my neighbours wet room Which can be rather distracting I have written many letters to her But she ignores them without comment And bathes each day at nine fifteen

  • Wet Room

    My study for some unknown reason Overlooks the wet room which can be distracting When my housekeeper takes a shower We occasionally have sex But she finds me rather boring As the best mannered people Make the most absurd lovers

  • Falling

    I commenced my fall Just over five minutes ago If I pass you on the way down Please wave to me As this is a lonely journey

  • Sweet Swedish Summers

    I could taste the warm summer rain On breeze It cooled my crisp cotton shirt I followed the hollowness Of the passing bells And traced my footsteps in the sand

  • A Swedish Summer

    There was a feel of rain on the beach But I did not care as we were in the sea I had visited this area on many occasions But never grew tired of its natural beauty

  • The Blue Poetry of Caron

    Gray Eyes Calm Nordic A Kind of Sweet Love

  • La poésie bleue de Caron

    Yeux Gris Calme Nordique Une sorte d’amour doux

  • The Stranger

    I wanted to be a housewife A homemaker A little woman Fucked once a week Masturbating on others But I became a female politician And lost any appeal I ever had I am supposed to care But I was an introvert Trying to be an extrovert I support this cause and that cause But truthfully […]