Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • The Moral Decay of Cinema

    Joe I have written this with your pen Here goes I was invited by a French pal to attend a season A season of short French movies No longer than twenty minutes each It was a refreshing experience as I adore French cinema There is nothing grubby about these small confectionaries Unlike British short movies […]

  • Boo Astor

    Boo Astor was going to be the main character In my latest book set on Hydra But at present she is trapped In a vacuum as I do not have The mental energy to write clearly I wish I had the agility of your pen Joe I really do Josie

  • Documentary

    Where is Jack Jack Your brother Jack He is exploring the parameters Of infinity But should be back At any time Where is Grace Grace Your sister Grace She is exploring the parameters Of oblivion But should be back Within the hour

  • Old Mining Town

    I stay here mainly because of its history The town talks to me Even though it has been deserted Since the turn of the last century People drop by and are welcomed As I appreciate their company I scratch a living through its heritage History is big business now Or so I am told by […]

  • Sleep Eith Baden Baden

    Eith This should read Sleep with me in Baden Baden My hand is mysterious to me As it no longer does my bidding I have rented a room With two single beds You are my cousin Remember You are my cousin Who is caring for me As I recover from the accident Spanish in Afrika […]

  • Josie Waiting for a Train

    My sister came up to me And said Joe baby You have improvised Your whole life That is fuckin something I replied

  • Silly/Sick Boy Jokes

    One day Dolores caught me looking Down the front of her blouse When challenged I told her that I was a hill walker Later I caught Dolores Looking down my shirt She told me That I was an uneducated ape Like many I disagree With plans to build On the Green Belt Around Bristol But […]

  • Mary Mathene

    Mary Mathene shouts Mary Mathene smokes Mary Mathene is mad

  • Marta Kathleen

    Works as a Customer Host On the High Speed Trains Marta is profoundly deaf This would normally Be a problem In a customer facing role But Marta reads very well And has Kathleen with her Should she require assistance

  • La Paz

    About a year ago I was engaged in a project Deep in Brazil I was researching Why the Amazon Once flowed In the opposite direction From East to West Instead of from West to East All went well Until I badly twisted My ankle in a fall I was confined to a village Which at […]