Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Tea With Nietzsche

    “if you kill a cockroach you are a hero, if you kill a butterfly, you are evil. morals have aesthetic criteria.” My question is what if you kill a malignant politician Answers on a . please

  • The dolls who watch me sleep

    I have a bed made up In my room of thought It is where I keep my beautiful dolls They share my dreams And I share theirs I feel so close to my nocturnal sisters Josephine Wilson Ward (2024)

  • Crossing the Channel

    Joe Miriam You have noted In one of your essays That you lost your virginity Whilst crossing the English Channel Is that true Yes You say that you were seduced By a teacher I was seduced by a teacher Was she from a private school Yes nothing common What was her name Miriam That is […]

  • Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe

    Joe Miriam Josie has told me that you used to do your homework Naked in a field Is that true Yes Were you on your own No two girls would accompany me Did you have a good time It was quite acceptable As Bee and Wasp Had beautiful backsides But deep down I preferred Courbet […]

  • Swimming Naked

    I used to go for walks with Horse Avril Smithe Mainly by the River Avon If the sun was kind and warm We would swim in the shallows That was until the day When we forgot our swimming costumes Avril suggested that we swim quite naked All my prayers had been blessed In this short […]

  • The day when I lost My Virginity

    It was a hot day in Bath and I was carrying My Virginity in a carrier bag It was a present for my sister’s birthday However I was careless in Marks & Sparks As I began chatting with a girl I fancied Her name was Horse Avril Smithe She suggested a Wimpy for lunch An […]

  • View of the Sea

    Blue white blue white Blue white blue white The dusts of the mountains Have revealed their mysteries

  • Le Coeur d’une Vache

    Marie Popol you are accused Of slaughtering a farmer With his own shotgun How do you plead I do not recognise this court That is of no matter how to you plead I milked the cow for over a year Ankle deep in liquid shit I stole its milk for profit The calf suffered because […]

  • George Dymock

    Joe poor Joe I was so sorry that you have suffered a petit mal You poor darling Thank you for your grace Grace But it was not a petit mal as I often stare into space I was suffering from a virus an infection gained from those dark of skin And ended up in distress […]

  • Rome Open City

    Poor Joe has been unwell The normal type of unwell But unwell and so fucking moody Today in beautiful Richmond Whilst I was walking by the river I started to feel doolally I rested not far from Virginia She ignored me as normal Damn it Sky Daddy I feel so nauseous So I went to […]