I am an inflatable poet Who collects red sealing wax Which I keep in a shed Under lock and key Sitting in the bath With Stuart Keeps me sane

The “Dumb Blonde” joke may be rooted in the 1775 satirical play Les curiosites de la Foire,in which a blonde French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe is portrayed as being less than intelligent Mark Twain once quipped that “while the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys redheads derive from cats. Ann I found these […]

Their daughter Evangeline Acted in a few films in the seventies Two of them directed by her father

Fishing by the bridge On a hot summer afternoon These were the dream days Of my childhood That are now just fond memories Of happier times Mark Marie and Lou

The “Dumb Blonde” joke may be rooted in the 1775 satirical play Les curiosites de la Foire,in which a blonde French courtesan named Rosalie Duthe is portrayed as being less than intelligent Mark Twain once quipped that “while the rest of the human race are descended from monkeys redheads derive from cats. Ann I found these […]

I always enjoyed my Dorset summers As I could spend time with my cousin Wyn She was a gentle free spirit of a girl With cascades of flaxen hair We would camp within view of her cottage And swim in the shallows of the meandering Tye Daisy Chains were her passion Each longer than the […]

Mavis  Thank you for your kind email and yes I am recovering from the virus that I caught in Dover  Like all men it was more than it actually was and this was made worse by my mother and later Josie fussing around me  Josie as she knew I might get bored popped into the […]

I am waiting at the railway station My morning train has been delayed A gathering of happy seagulls I hear The sky is cloud orange due to a recent shower It is very warm but I can still taste the morning chill Rebecca Decker has just messaged me from her bed Am I coming to […]

Dearest Josie  I have just finished the biography of Siegfried Sassoon  Which you kindly gave to me during your last visit. It was a fine book which I have left for Mummy to read  For the last couple of hours I have been in my beloved Canterbury  The weather is sunny and the cathedral towers are almost […]

I often ask God why large women  Wear bikinis or two pieces on the beach  In no way can it be seen as beautiful  Nothing over size sixteen should be seen  This helps me to believe in God  In what way pray tell  Well somebody somewhere  Has a sense of humour  I did not write this Joe  […]