Joe Mike I was reading a philosophy book the other day Was there anything interesting in it It had 496 pages Now that is interesting It discussed the truth The truth Yes the truth And why the saying The truth always hurts is very true That is very evident in politics today I agree If […]

Excuse me where is the Dining Car There is no Dining Car on this train

I hate flying Joe I hate crying Josie

I hate crying Joe I hate flying Josie

I used to live in a flat with two girls One was outgoing the other shy We were all studying philosophy Like most people I have a birthday Once a year and it was a tradition To make and serve tea to my flat mates I took a cup of tea into Marty’s room She […]

I met a beautiful woman at a party She was wearing a gossamer blouse Which subtly showed her dark nipples I could see that she was attracted to me We went back to her top floor apartment Would you like to sleep with me She said as she slowly undressed I followed her lead and […]

Joe I read somewhere That a very unpopular politician Has been granted Round the clock police protection Whereas the youngest son of the king Has no police protection at all England my England Pete

Ophelie climbed down the railway embankment And stood on the fast line An express train carrying Senior members of the opposition party Was only minutes away She would die for a cause A good cause Ophelie would change into a block of concrete And the train would be wrecked Many would die including members and […]

Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone Overnight it had disappeared Sally Joe You live in a tower black Joe Calm down Sally I woke up this morning And the garden had gone It had slid off of a cliff Sally you live in Norfolk The middle of […]

Hi Joe Muriel I need to sea Josephine She is in Bath and cannot c you She is never normally that shy Joe I agree May I see her Here is a photograph She is on the right It was taken in Bath Joe Yes Why have you given me a mirror Because you wanted […]