Author: Stuart Miller-Osborne

  • Jokes heard on the North Yorkshire Moors

    Tractors Billy had liked tractors since childhood His bedroom was colourfully decorated With tractors red blue and green Billy vowed to work on a farm when he matured Which he did and could be often be seen Driving tractors around the family farm And then it happened Billy had an accident When his tractor rolled […]

  • Travelling Peacefully

    Jane and I stepped on to the bullet train without haste We were travelling around Japan in search of its hidden soul Our Japanese guide smiled inwardly at our western ways As we passed the front of our train I noticed its unusual name Peacefully this beautiful sleek train was called Peacefully

  • Letter to Joe

    HI Mate I trust that you arrived safely And that Josephine is well I have just returned from Yorkshire And although I had visited the county before This visit opened my eyes and gave me hope Our country is badly polluted in parts as you are aware But there are other parts that are pure […]

  • Trembling Madness

    I often walk the streets of trembling madness To reach one of the three towers of evil This activity is not as sinister as it suggests As both are ancient inns within the city walls Sebastian Diaries

  • Molly

    We are both travelling in different directions But time has the right to stand still You write without borders Your work is never dull It is forever evolving It changes without one noticing the change

  • Six Black Birds

    Six black birds in an hourglassare now on the loose They are searching for a hourglsdd

  • Twilight’s Last Gleaming

    Hi Joe Maude I have not seen you for such a long time Are you good Being censored as normal but okay Josie She is in Bali As her best friend’s wedding And you I am flying out on Saturday Wow I am sooo jealous Are you still acting Yes Your play It is in […]

  • Midnight Express

    Hi Joe Hi Pete What are you doing here Fucking your wife But she has left me Really I wondered why I had not been given a cup of tea I have been meaning to ask you a question mate Yes she is very good but is a bit too keen on anal No not […]

  • In a Land of Pathetic Jokes

    I used to have a black and white cat named Percy I loved Percy very much and was very sad when he died My sister Julie found his body after he had been run over But my parents did not permit me to see his remains I later asked Julie about Percy’s remains I asked […]

  • In a Land of Pathetic Jokes

    Not far from the Fenwicks Departmental Store In the beautiful city of Canterbury There is a statue of a lamb Fuck knows why it is there But it is a nice creature and brings me much pleasure Last week some joker smeared chocolate on its arse Quite why is a mystery to me When I […]