Chat Cat Hat A cat wearing a hat This has been noted before I do adore Feline Mathematics

I recently moved into a house Which was perfect in all aspects Except one that being its garden was overrun by mice I tried various solutions but none worked Until I gave a home to a rescue cat named SSI I had no clue why it had been given this name But the cat answered […]

What time is the steam train due  Harry looked at Toad  Dunno  But you must know as you wear glasses  Ten past one  How do you know that Gopher  It is written in the stars  What are you doing Sidney Richard Gonk  Looking at the daisies There are so many today  It has snowed you moron  […]

I am currently writing a poem About the Famous Five I plan to publish it in the future Which means that you Will never read my poem

I have a studio near the canal bridge I am a self taught photographer Who specialises in photographs of the future I have yet to open my studio

When looking at old photographs I frequently consider The time that has passed If I had a choice I would only take Photographs of the Future

I adore walking along Snowy railway platforms Late in the evening Because I can clearly See my past

People often ask me why I walk backwards That is an easy question to answer As lost time can never be recovered

A war is taking place only hours from here But I cannot hear this conflict I am unlikely to ever hear the roars of guns Or the scream of the huge missiles As they pulverise cities and towns Many say that this is because of the distances involved But I choose to see this as […]

I had been asked to write a poem For the New Year by Marcus Martin of Macclesfield I asked him what type of poem would he would like Fuck It it is your choice Joe write whatever you want This troubled me as I knew that little would change Wars would continue as insanely as […]