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Eve of Battle
Need I say more All words are now spent
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A Beefburger or a Fish
That is the question
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Trains Passing Empty Offices
I am working late Please do not disturb me
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The Shock of the New
Sorry we are experiencing technical problems Please come back tomorrow
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Conversation on the Tube
It was an early start for me yesterday Really Yes Why I was meeting my publisher for coffee They are not publishing your shit again Sadly they are But is not about me at all It concerns a conversation I overheard Whose conversation Two girls Two girls Well two women Were they pretty I would […]
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(sequel)
Sir Nobody has called me Sir in a long time What is your name Seymour And yours Jennifer but people call me Jenny I like to read poems to people I meet in the street The streets are my home I am sorry to hear that Have been for thirty years Since Martha died Then […]
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Rammytown
What about Spoons Mummy – I hear that SuperSpoons in Ramsgate is right next to the beach. Really Can we go on hols to Ramsgate Mummy I am not sure if Mummy can afford that darling Now that Daddy has run off with the au pair Mummy Yes Rosebud Rimbaud and Verlaine hung out in […]
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She Passed This Way
Sir Nobody has called me Sir in a long time What is your name Seymour And yours Jennifer but people call me Jenny I like to read poems to people I meet in the street The streets are my home I am sorry to hear that Have been for thirty years Since Martha died Then […]
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How the West was Lost
I have a microwave I have just figured it out I can now use the microwave Wow Joe Wow But the fucking thing has blown up I need to buy a new microwave And have checked the options online I am totally confused I sometimes wish I was a woman But I am not a […]
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She Passed This Way
Sir Nobody has called me Sir in a long time What is your name Seymour And yours Jennifer but people call me Jenny I like to read poems to people I meet in the street The streets are my home I am sorry to hear that Have been for thirty years Since Martha died Then […]