I have a step sister named Judith She recently had a decent well paid job And then out of nothing she was dismissed This seemed unusual to me So I asked her the reason why It seems that the guy Who owned the company Was a sleaze who made Judith’s life hell Without going into […]

If you add an E to POV then it reads POVE The number 831 is a cyber term used to mean “I Love You.” I have a Swedish friend named POVE She is an illustrator I do not love POVE Whose favourite number is 12 I do not love her dog either Either does not […]

What are you smiling at Joe The advert of my phone Why is it funny Not intentionally It is an ad for the sleeper trains To where Cornwall Paddington to Penzance It is normally hell I Know Too crowded and those fucking trolley cases But according to the ad this is different Everything is nice […]

Do you love your country Yes Would you die for your country No Why Would my country die for me

I have an android who looks after my every need She is everything that I want her to be At present I live in a deep forest With huge trees stretching as far as I can see Tomorrow I might live on the beach or maybe in a vibrant city It is totally my choice […]

When I wake up I do not look At the colour Of my skin Nor do I Think about My heritage I am comfortable With my history

Hi Cassie I had a great day in Death Valley It was spectacularly hot But that is not my news As I think I have found the missing s It was written inside a shelter Spiderman Superman Everyman Cupid bears down her prayers with his wings Rob That is from Kit Marlowe’s Hero and Leander […]

Chance was a very successful singer Who accompanied by his girlfriend Sis Became Salt Lake City 2 The duo burned brightly for just over three years Before they both disappeared over the Amazon When flying to a mystery gig in Brazil in 1998 They were both very small in stature And Sis become noted for […]

Chance was a very successful singer Who accompanied by his girlfriend Sis Became Salt Lake City 2 The duo burned brightly for just over three years Before they both disappeared over the Amazon When flying to a mystery gig in Brazil in 1998 They were both very small in stature And Sis become noted for […]

I slept with a world famous actress last night Many men would have liked to be in my place This was the last thing that I expected to happen I maintain and clean the pools of the rich and famous It is a trite occupation but I enjoy its simplicity Yesterday on my last call […]