I really enjoy my winter colds They please me greatly I quite often stand next To people infected with colds So that I might share in their good fortune My dreams are something else I have called them Mortgage Fraud as a collective My name is Dave and I Dave to consider A series of […]

It was reported in the book That disputes broke out At the Last Supper When the final bill arrived The Disciples argued amongst themselves I had the veggie option I did not choose a starter That was a 241 offer My meal came with a free drink There were many other areas of dispute They […]

I had just turned twenty-two When I found out that I might be conscripted I did not want to go to war And die the victim of a snipers bullet On a dull wet Wednesday afternoon I also had no problem with the Germans Having visited the country frequently All my friends were in a […]

Overnight I had forty separate dreams I only explored one subject In these dreams Forty Forty Dreams Forty Dreams Caron

Eliza showed me her breasts On our first date We were standing In front of the refrigerator I kissed her and softly noted That I was not that keen on chicken But I enjoyed well done steaks And that we should go to a steakhouse My treat But she insisted That we should go Dutch […]

I can remember him on the beach Sitting with Claudia Cut downs and a metal tee shirt Torn with a chic precision His sea bleached hair slightly wild Sometimes tied with a red bandana That was only a few months ago But now he sells flowers In front of the railway station In a heavy […]

Rom lay on the bed In Room 32 At the Balfour Hotel She had tried to drown herself That evening but was rescued By a passing chef Who was working In the kitchens Four floors below He had promised her A hot meal After his shift Rom was grateful To the chef For rescuing her […]

I had a feeling that you would be waiting for me Sisters are loyal What was it like in there Limited and full of faggots I do not think I have seen so many Sad sad bastards Anal fixated creeps Although I had some street cred as I had attacked ****** He is much hated […]

I found a bag of Norwegian stamps At a bus stop last night There were a large number In a damaged plastic bag Some were over one hundred years old This made me very happy As I admire Norway My wife is Norwegian And so is my wooden cat I sometimes think that God Loves […]

Why breed Mrs Read Are you going to give birth To a Rimbaud in a dress That is not likely Your son or daughter Will not amount to much I have not amounted to much Even though I have an great understanding Of Norwegian stamps